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Conan O'Brien - December 28, 2000

Amy wants a Vicodin on Christmas eve Expressing glee by erecting fake nipples (for finding Vicodin) Going off on a Piglet rant

Conan O'Brien - May 9, 2001

Amy lives alone What her friends call her because she's so crafty A BIG Piglet rant (from Piglet's Lifetime original movie)

Conan O'Brien - November 28, 2002

Amy tests out her early menopausal look

Conan O'Brien - December 31, 2002

She was only trying to help... New Year's resolution

David Letterman - April 14, 2004

Amy's the happiest girl in the whole USA! Amy's dress made out of a sheet isn't just cute; it's practical, too The sheet dress is an atypical size Pleased with the results of a bra fitting Amy and her imaginary boyfriend, Ricky, had been trying to have a baby for ages Talking to her imaginary baby, Hercules, who's sitting in the audience Someone called Amy about a rabbit with a chewing problem What she wants to ask people who call her Amy hams it up by singing "Rocky Mountain High"

David Letterman - January 14, 2005

Amy's cheeseballs aren't exactly light The perfect time for a cheeseball Cysts are funny stuff! Amy went to the dermatologist, but couldn't bring home a goodie bag How she's grieving after her imaginary boyfriend was murdered On Li-Lac Chocolates turning into a lesbian bar Where Amy's dress looks best The lady who made Amy's dress is fascinating! The problem with Dave's popcorn company The cheeseballs Amy sold at Gourmet Garage were sketchy Dave is interested in the Sundance Film Festival Lickety Splits will be a bar for fat lesbians The size of Amy's cheeseballs will make your mouth water

David Letterman - April 27, 2005

Amy shows off the "senorita" back on her dress Sarah Jessica Parker's 40th birthday party was actually for Amy, and SJP will be 50 next year She can't remember what type of band played at the party What Amy thinks of Paris Hilton What Amy gave her rabbit for Valentine's Day Is it awkward for Dave to drive the babysitter home? What a woman should keep in her medicine cabinet if she has a Greek boyfriend A tip for entertaining Paris Hilton (in reference to a clip that Amy brough of Paris littering on the show)

David Letterman - January 6, 2006 *NEW!

It's been a REALLY long time since Amy's last been on the show Amy gives Dave something to think about Amy's been busy performing as a Rockette Amy gives Dave some good advice Dave is attracted to Amy, but is the feeling mutual? Amy tries to think of things she knows a lot about

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