Amy Sedaris on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
June 28, 2006

The audience goes nuts when Amy comes out, so she screams back at them. "God! It's like Children of the Corn!"	Sharon Stone says she's 43 years old, but Amy doesn't buy it
		Amy had her phone disconnected for two weeks, because "a lot of shit went down......"
"....Oooh, can I say that?"	Amy had to get a private number because "freaks" (points to audience) were calling her at 3 o'clock in the morning	"Scotland! I've been to Glasgow."
Amy tries to remember who gave her money in Scotland
	Amy brags about the "Strangers With Candy" movie selling out in every theater. When Craig asks how many theaters that is, she has to admit that it's only two.
	Clip of Amy in the movie Full Grown Men... "My name's Trina. It's short for Vagina."
	Rabbit poop looks like capers	Amy likes prey animals because they're always afraid they're going to be eaten
Amy notices a photo of Craig's son. Instead of asking, "Who's that?," she asks, "What's that?"	Rabbit guys are soft-spoken and not Amy's type. They always have "rescue stories."