Amy Sedaris on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
November 1, 2006

The new set chairs are way too tall for Amy.	Amy explains how she put Martha Stewart's head on her body, and is met with a disapproving groan from the audience....	"It was funny!"
Amy says that Martha Stewart was wearing a turtleneck and long sleeves, and people who shoot up tend to wear turtlenecks and long sleeves... "I'm just sayin'! I'm just sayin'!"		She calls her book tour the "Anne Frank tour" because she's so tired all the time.
Amy talks about the gifts she's gotten from fans on her book tour... a 3' tall cobra, pillow, paintings...	"The weirdest stuff."	"My audience is Children of the Corn because of Strangers With Candy."
Craig says that he was a banana for Halloween... "Did you peel out of here?"	When asked if she went out for Halloween... "I'm 45. I don't trick-or-treat anymore."	The hotel where Amy stayed in Portland was haunted. But nothing happened.
	Amy explains how annoying it is to entertain drunks... "You know..."
	Amy likes to wear the Late Late Show t-shirt she got in the green room when she exercises. Wearing Craig's shirt makes them pre-engaged (as Amy shows off her "ring.")