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| Amy
needs a stool because her feet don't reach the floor. "This is
so uncomfortable!" |
"So,
it's TGIF. You get high on Fridays? You know, you gotta keep it green
and use the pipe instead of the papers. That's my green tip."... |
Craig
says for legal reasons, he has no idea what Amy is talking about.
"Whatever." |
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| "I
have back fat! I didn't know until I put this on. How about some butter
for those rolls?" |
Amy
asks Craig how you get rid of back fat, and he tells her that someone
has to rub it. |
Craig
adores Amy's dress.... |
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| ...."A
friend of mine with nine and a half fingers made it for me." |
Amy
imitates Craig when he had Helen Mirren on his show and she said she
likes being naked. Craig told her, "Ooooooh, I like you!" |
Amy
says that everyone comes out looking really scared on Craig's show. |
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| She
suggests they put together a reel showing everyone coming out for
the first time, looking scared. |
Amy
flirts with Craig's imaginary friend, Davis. |
"I
have an imaginary boyfriend, Ricky, and then I had an imaginary monkey,
Pockets, and I had and imaginary duck, Randy. All in my 30s!" |
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| Amy
says the House Rabbit Society's motto for Easter is "I prefer
the chocolate kind" (telling parents not to get their kids real
rabbits). Craig asks if she's going to wear that slogan on a t-shirt.
"Yeah. On the back!" |
Craig
tells Amy she'd be fine flying a plane. "Not to fly it! I can't
even drive a car!"... |
..."I
mean, I have my license but I don't drive."... |
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| ..."I
believe in justice but I don't see it." |
Amy
takes an imaginary toke. "Oooh. Deep! TGIF!" |
Amy
wants Craig to measure her back fat. |
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| Amy
asks Craig, "Would you rather hear a child cry, or someone cough
with phlegm in their throat on an airplane?" |
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