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Amy Sedaris on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
March 7, 2008

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Amy needs a stool because her feet don't reach the floor. "This is so uncomfortable!" "So, it's TGIF. You get high on Fridays? You know, you gotta keep it green and use the pipe instead of the papers. That's my green tip."... Craig says for legal reasons, he has no idea what Amy is talking about. "Whatever."
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"I have back fat! I didn't know until I put this on. How about some butter for those rolls?" Amy asks Craig how you get rid of back fat, and he tells her that someone has to rub it. Craig adores Amy's dress....
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...."A friend of mine with nine and a half fingers made it for me." Amy imitates Craig when he had Helen Mirren on his show and she said she likes being naked. Craig told her, "Ooooooh, I like you!" Amy says that everyone comes out looking really scared on Craig's show.
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She suggests they put together a reel showing everyone coming out for the first time, looking scared. Amy flirts with Craig's imaginary friend, Davis. "I have an imaginary boyfriend, Ricky, and then I had an imaginary monkey, Pockets, and I had and imaginary duck, Randy. All in my 30s!"
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Amy says the House Rabbit Society's motto for Easter is "I prefer the chocolate kind" (telling parents not to get their kids real rabbits). Craig asks if she's going to wear that slogan on a t-shirt. "Yeah. On the back!" Craig tells Amy she'd be fine flying a plane. "Not to fly it! I can't even drive a car!"... ..."I mean, I have my license but I don't drive."...
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..."I believe in justice but I don't see it." Amy takes an imaginary toke. "Oooh. Deep! TGIF!" Amy wants Craig to measure her back fat.
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Amy asks Craig, "Would you rather hear a child cry, or someone cough with phlegm in their throat on an airplane?"


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