can't believe there's a podium and I have this dress on. What's
the point?! I ironed it and everything, and I shaved my legs!
8.25x10, it's 304 pages, it's 4 colors, and it's gonna be about
says her book includes safety tips for people... like when you're
cooking, don't wear wizard sleeves.
explains one of the craft ideas from her book--how to make a "five
dollar card"* out of a Land O' Lakes butter box, so that
the indian's knees look like her boobs. *(Because she says
Land O' Lakes costs $5 a pound.)
Amy, I love your dress. Did you iron it yourself? It looks too
tight. I'm a whore."
explains, explicitly, how to do "genital cleansing"
so you "smell and taste good."