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Amy
Sedaris discusses her forthcoming hospitality book, I
Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, at BookExpo America
in Washington, DC, on May 20, 2006. **To find out more about I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, click here!** |
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"I
can't believe there's a podium and I have this dress on. What's
the point?! I ironed it and everything, and I shaved my legs!
Oh well."
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"It's
8.25x10, it's 304 pages, it's 4 colors, and it's gonna be about
28 dollars."
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Amy
says her book includes safety tips for people... like when you're
cooking, don't wear wizard sleeves.
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Amy
explains one of the craft ideas from her book--how to make a "five
dollar card"* out of a Land O' Lakes butter box, so that
the indian's knees look like her boobs. *(Because she says
Land O' Lakes costs $5 a pound.)
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"Dear
Amy, I love your dress. Did you iron it yourself? It looks too
tight. I'm a whore."
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Amy
explains, explicitly, how to do "genital cleansing"
so you "smell and taste good."
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Click here to learn more about I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, available this October
