Amy Sedaris on The Daily Show > October 17, 2006

	Amy and Paul Rudd got reprimanded at the Night of Too Many Stars. They were laughing-	-and Jon Stewart had to come over and tell them to get back to work.
When Jon came to Amy's Martin Luther King party, she would've been absolutely fine if Jon had taken off his shoes or his pants.		If Oprah wanted to come to Amy's house, she would tell her, "Meet me somewhere else."
Drunks think they're the life of the party, but they really ruin it.
John Ashcroft was coming on the show the following day. Jon asks Amy about any hospitality tips for someone who doesn't drink....	....or dance	....or smile
The thought of John Ashcroft puts Amy to sleep.	"Is he seein' anybody?"	Amy suggests, "Don't invite him."