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Amy Sedaris on Paula's Party (2007)

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Amy comes out with a coldcut tower, which she says is her "Nice to Meet You Cake." Paula asks Amy what she did at pajama parties: "Smoked it up."
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"Pajama parties..." Amy slips in to Jerri Blank Amy says that she and her siblings weren't allowed to spend the night at other people's houses until they were 13--
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--Paula seems surprised by this. Amy retorts, "Don't judge me!" Paula says, "By the time I was 13-" and Amy cuts her off "--had my first daughter..." "...Let's see.. What else..."
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"...My divorce at 14..." Amy is very intimidated by egg whites.
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Smug wink while Paula promotes Amy's book.
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After mixing a cheeseball with her hands, Amy tells Paula, "I want to just hug your face right now." Amy is fascinated by the fact that Paula got married at 18. "Is it the same guy?..."
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Paula says no, she's not still with her first husband. "Oooh! Let's talk about that!" Making lemon meringue tarts. Amy says the sweetened condensed milk "is like face lotion!" Amy mocks Paula's Southern accent
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Focusing really hard while Paula explains how to make meringue Paula adds sugar to the meringue. Amy asks, "What's that? Salt?"...
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...When she's informed that it's sugar: "I don't know! You cook weird down here..."
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Amy is topping the pies quickly and sloppily. Just as Paula says, "Don't touch my pies. Do not touch my pies!," Amy makes a mess. Amy can't figure out how to turn on her blow torch. Paula tells her, "You done turned it off, Amy!"...
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...So Amy mocks Paula again. "I DUN TURNED IT AWFF!" Concentrating really hard while torching her pies... "I like it like that!..."
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"...It's like marshmallows!" "If you smoke anything, just light it up..." ...Amy says the blow torch is great for kids at parties
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Paula's meringue. Amy's meringue. Amy hits on Paula's husband


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