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| Amy
comes out with a coldcut tower, which she says is her "Nice to
Meet You Cake." |
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Paula
asks Amy what she did at pajama parties: "Smoked it up." |
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| "Pajama
parties..." Amy slips in to Jerri Blank |
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Amy
says that she and her siblings weren't allowed to spend the night
at other people's houses until they were 13-- |
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| --Paula
seems surprised by this. Amy retorts, "Don't judge me!" |
Paula
says, "By the time I was 13-" and Amy cuts her off "--had
my first daughter..." |
"...Let's
see.. What else..." |
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| "...My
divorce at 14..." |
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Amy
is very intimidated by egg whites. |
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| Smug
wink while Paula promotes Amy's book. |
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| After
mixing a cheeseball with her hands, Amy tells Paula, "I want
to just hug your face right now." |
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Amy
is fascinated by the fact that Paula got married at 18. "Is
it the same guy?..." |
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| Paula
says no, she's not still with her first husband. "Oooh! Let's
talk about that!" |
Making
lemon meringue tarts. Amy says the sweetened condensed milk "is
like face lotion!" |
Amy
mocks Paula's Southern accent |
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| Focusing
really hard while Paula explains how to make meringue |
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Paula
adds sugar to the meringue. Amy asks, "What's that? Salt?"... |
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| ...When
she's informed that it's sugar: "I don't know! You cook weird
down here..." |
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Amy
is topping the pies quickly and sloppily. Just as Paula says, "Don't
touch my pies. Do not touch my pies!," Amy makes a mess. |
Amy
can't figure out how to turn on her blow torch. Paula tells her, "You
done turned it off, Amy!"... |
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| ...So
Amy mocks Paula again. "I DUN TURNED IT AWFF!" |
Concentrating
really hard while torching her pies... |
"I
like it like that!..." |
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| "...It's
like marshmallows!" |
"If
you smoke anything, just light it up..." |
...Amy
says the blow torch is great for kids at parties |
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| Paula's
meringue. Amy's meringue. |
Amy
hits on Paula's husband |
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