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Amy Sedaris on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
May 22, 2007


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Amy asks Conan if her dress looks too much like a wedding dress (because it is one).
Since there's only one child in the family, Amy and her siblings are competing to see who can be the best aunt or uncle.
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Amy's brother, David, calls himself 'Uncle Money,' which is hard to compete with, but now that she's Cinderella in Shrek, Amy wins.
Amy brought along some crafts, gift ideas and tricks in a box labeled "free kittens" (a reference to the gift giving chapter in I Like You)
Amy says that if you have a creepy guy coming over and you want to get rid of him, all you have to do is keep a glass of water with dentures in it next to your bed.
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If you're taking care of a sick person, you can make them a bell with which to summon help by putting a quarter or a tooth in a tin can, and covering it with sticky shelf paper.
Amy says that a Pez dispenser filled with Vicodin is a good gift for rich people who have everything.
Amy says it's good to have a fake mustache on hand. You simply apply it to your face and say, "I'm just here to pick up the kids."
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"I'm just here to pick up the kids."
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Amy shows Conan a good trick to do if you're dating a flat-chested woman and want to liven things up...
Just cut the tips off of an organic lemon, and put them down your bra...
...for huge fake nipples.
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Amy says it's fun to have urine sample cups around the house.
You can take the cap off of your Chapstick and make a bucktooth.
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Conan has difficulty getting the cap to suction, so Amy gives him a hard time about it.... "I am shocked!"-- --"I can even talk! I can finish this entire show with a bucktooth."
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"Is he seein' anybody?" Conan asks Amy, "Why won't you marry me? Why aren't I good enough for you?"
"Geez, so many things... It's the tie!"
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A greasy bag ('the greasy bag game') makes for a funny sight gag. "Here's your lunch, doctor." Amy teaches Conan how to make a cat toy out of a tampon--"It doesn't matter what size" and it can be "before or after."
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Gluing googly eyes on a tampon. With two different sized googly eyes, Conan says his tampon looks like it has glaucoma.
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The Interrupter pays the show a visit. Amy slips into Jerri Blank mode.
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