Amy Sedaris on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
November 21, 2006

Screaming back at the audience.	Amy tells Conan that he needs a steak and a vitamin because he's too skinny. "I think I would know if my son had an eating disorder."	Conan is going to become an after-school special... "Skin & bones!"
	Amy suggests that Conan is purging....	"Just sayin', just sayin'..."
When Amy waitresses, she loves it when people's credit cards are declined...	..and when they cop an attitude... "Where are those cockles from?"	Amy waitressed with a fake black eye, and the only people who asked her if she was okay were four gay men...
...."I'm in love, and she's great!"	Amy goes straight for the breakaway glass, and smashes Conan over the head with a bottle.
Amy acts unsuspecting while Conan breaks a bottle over her head...
Amy tells Conan that his eyes are going to get puffy and need rejuvenation after the holidays...	So she begins to remove her pantyhose to make an "eye burrito"...	And Conan seizes the perfect opportunity to smash another bottle over Amy's head...
...Much to her delight.		The beans used for the eye burrito make great false buckteeth...
Amy demonstrates how you can hit yourself upside the head...	And knock your teeth out.
	Amy lets Conan knock her teeth out...
		Conan puts Amy's eye burrito to use.