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Amy Sedaris on Letterman - June 7, 2007

amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
Amy tells Dave that he looks better in darker suits.
There's construction going on outside of Amy's apartment, where new sidewalks are being put in. She tells Dave, "I know you know."
The noise from the construction is driving Amy bananas--
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
--Her rabbit, Dusty, even has her ears tied down under her chin.
So Amy was thinking that maybe she could just go stay at Dave's house until all the construction is over.
"What time does the kid get up?"
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
When Dave informs her that his son wakes up at 6, Amy declares "Strike!"
"Will Paul be there, and band members and drugs?"
"Now let's say something breaks. Are you gonna be able to fix it?"
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
Amy asks, "And what about the woman who's the mother of your child--is she gonna walk around naked?" Dave says she's always naked...
"Let me just get that in my head for a second...."
"...cuz if I'm missing any change..."
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
"...or my Porcelana cream is a little low..."
"Now, what if I wanted to watch Leno one night?"
"Is that going to be a problem?"
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
Dave asks Amy how long she'll be staying.... "I don't know! We'll have to see! How long does it take to put in sidewalks?"
Amy gives Dave a hard time about going to the doctor for an injury he got while roughhousing with his son. She tells him how she stabbed herself in the nose with a 3-in-1 tool while scraping laminates off of a cabinet...
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
"Blood everywhere. And I didn't call my doctor."
She made an ice pack, tied it around her head with a pair of pantyhose and continued scraping. "Didn't stop me."
"I love all the pencils you have on your desk!" Amy wants free pencils because she says Dave keeps giving her t-shirts and mugs.
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
"Dear Dave...." Amy wants to know if she can get more pencils at Dave's house.
Amy shows off her new celebrity impression... Al Jarreau.
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
Amy has an idea for Dave for a "summer blockbuster." It's "like a take on Catwoman, but a big fat orange cat, really overweight, and because of the red hair, she's kind of sensitive. She solves crimes at her own pace. But really big, fat and lazy."
Dave says her movie idea sounds just like Garfield. "Okay, well, there you go. Why do people do that?"
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
"It's like when I saw Godzilla and I said it would've been scary if it was like this big and terrorizing, and someone said, 'Oh, like Gremlins.'"
"Animals love snacks!"
Dave asks Amy about her plans for the summer...
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
"Oh, I'm a busy woman. It's mostly political. You know I'm a part of the Capitol Steps, so I'm going to be doing a lot of political songs." Dave says, "No, you're not."-
-"I know."
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
amy sedaris on letterman
Amy sticks around for the next guest, ultimate fighter Chuck Lidell. She interrupts and asks if she can slap Chuck across the face.
Dave says, "No, don't even bring that up. Something will go haywire and he'll take it out on me." So Amy sulks.
She finally gets to smack Chuck at the end of the segment.


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