Amy Sedaris on David Letterman > November 28, 2002

Showing off the lining of her skirt	Practicing her early menopause look: "Hmm... Now, that's a good price for figs..."	"...Did I take my blonde gin-soaked raisins today?..."
A tip for holiday hosting: Don't ask guests if they want another glass of wine. Ask them if they want a glass of wine. That way they won't feel like alcoholics.	Cooing over how Sarah Jessica's baby looks like Matthew Broderick	Amy says the baby always has his arm up, so it looks like he knows the answer to every question: "Where are those Percocet the doctor gave me?"
		Imitating her short-lived imaginary dog, Douglas, who know lots of facts: "Texas is the biggest state! Worms live everywhere, even in your own back yard!"