I
LIKE YOU: HOSPITALITY UNDER THE INFLUENCE
BY AMY SEDARIS
AVAILABLE NOW IN HARDCOVER AND ON AUDIOBOOK! *New York Times Bestseller & 2007 Quill Award Recipient for Best
Humor Book*
"Sedaris's
sidesplitting guide to throwing parties hopes to return readers
to the times when the word entertainment was "charmingly
old-fashioned, like courtship or back alley abortions." While
her tongue is firmly in cheek, novice party-planners will actually
find some helpful hints along the way as Sedaris offers instructions
and real recipes. Her tips run the gamut from how to properly
freeze meatballs (freeze them on a cookie sheet before putting
them into a freezer bag so they won't stick together) and deal
with the inebriated ("Better to cut them off rather than
pretend it's not happening and then allow them to stay over and
wet your bed"). She's a generous but crafty hostess ("A
good trick is to fill your medicine cabinet with marbles. Nothing
announces a nosey guest better than an avalanche of marbles hitting
a porcelain sink"). Etiquette pointers include inappropriate
introductions ("This is Barbara, she can't have children")
and things to avoid saying to the grieving ("Did she smoke?"
"Was he drinking?" "Where were you when this happened?").
Her advice is both practical and hilarious; her instructions on
removing vomit stains ends with "or just toss it, chances
are you've stained it before." Sedaris's first solo effort
(after Wigfield with her Strangers with Candy co-stars,
as well as several plays with her brother, David) is an outrageous
and deadpan delight, greatly enhanced by her deliriously kitschy
illustrations and photos."
Check
out I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
Take a sneak peek at I Like
You: Hospitality Under the Influence!(Note
from Katie: It seems like a lot of people are under
the impression that this is your standard, run-of-the-mill
cookbook, when that actually couldn't be further
from the truth. Take a look for yourself!)
Dear
Reluctant Shopper,
Welcome to my flap. If you are reading this, I can only assume
that you're hesitating to buy this book. Maybe you're thinking
I don't know anything about this book; I would like more information.
Should I buy it based solely on the exceptionally striking
cover shot? Well, that's a good enough reason for me.
Do
I really need to add that there's a secret poster you can
see only after the book is purchased? A poster that involves
plenty of skin and would make a perfect addition to any
basement rec room? Why are you still reading?